The Promised Saga

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I looked around, startled. How the heck did I just teleport to on top of a cloud? How was I not falling through? How would I get down? It was like some sick DI challenge,
“get down from thousands of feet up in the air with only a big red 9.”
“How?”
“Gee I dunno Sherlock, figure it out yourself”
The little conversation played through my head. With out any other leads I walked over to the 9 to see what could be made of it. To my surprise it was pretty much a door mat. I was stretching it and seeing if it could be a rope when all of a sudden, a vine dropped out of the sky, but only only one end of the vine. The other end was suspended in midair, held by some invisible force.
The day just couldn’t be weirder, could it.
Naturally I tried to grab the vine, but as soon as I reached for it, it was snatched up into the sky. This carried on for a few minutes, I would walk away, the vine would come down, I would run forward, it would go up. I finally got it by throwing the red 9 on top of the vine, and then catching it as it struggled to pull up. As soon as I had it firmly in my grasp, it started to slowly reel out of nowhere,as if an invisible man was slowly putting out fishing line. When I had a large amount of vine, I tossed it over the edge of the cloud,
and prepared to jump.

Getting Down from Cloud Nine

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To the people who I like to think of as followers, but are really only commenting to get a good grade, this story’s origin is unknown. But let it be no longer. People who go to my school and have Ms. Kriese will know of the essay we had to do. I chose a happy moment, and at one point I referred to myself being at the climax being “suspended thousands of feet in the air on a cloud” and “in the middle of the cloud there was a big red 9”. Now I was this whimsical message was placed there to use the expression “on cloud nine” only in a, ya know, whimsical way (so as not to be contrived). Now I hope that all this jabber has made you interested in learning about how I could have possibly gotten down from the cloud, I plan to tell you the story in little bursts every week. This concludes this post.
Stay tuned…

Please.
Don’t ignore me.
That would make me sad…

Too late.

The Battle of Home Work

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“I think that with the proper tools and the right aditude that home work can be enjoyable!” Said no-one. Flipping. Ever.
The hours drip by as I face up to an 20m home work monster. With a flick of his wrist, he fires a pile of science reading notes at me. I barely escape with my life by countering with my textbook, the holder of answers. Before I can blink twice, I must dodge an English paper using procrastination.
I can do it this weekend…

I don’t need sleep.

In an attempt to take the battle to my persecutor,I quickly ingest a caffeine.
The end is near,I can see him losing heart. To finish him I leap foward with my trusty class notes. I have finished him!

As I slowly slip out of fantasy land, I look down at my paper and realize that I haven’t completed a single problem.

Halloween Choices

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Halloween has always been one do my favorite holidays, but now there are more choices than in previous years. When I was young it was always simple to decide, all you had to do was decide which costume to get. As I got older, I had to choose which group, if any, to trick or treat with. Now I have to decide weather to trick or treat, or to stay at a friends house and guard the candy bowl (aka scare little kids). But even now I still enjoy the privilege of staying up-late and collecting free candy.

Comment Editing

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Some of the people out there who are like me might have found the comment editing button, but I’m sure some of you have not, so I am going to write this post. Did you know, that if you look at comments on one of your posts, you can edit other peoples comments? You can completely warp and change even the name of the person commenting. In fact, the first person to comment on this post gets to be renamed Mr. Bronie (visit Gabriel the Opinionistic blog for clarification). But now the real reason I wanted to write this post was to start a discussion, “why would they have this feature?” If you think about it, this is just asking for trouble. 15 comments from yo’ mama, all saying “YojhggvcccRfdggdhhchcd54e4d blogbgj” Can you imagine the chaos? Comment with your thoughts.(if you dare!)

Guinea Pigs!

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If you want a fun pet, that is friendly and soft, then Guinea Pigs are perfect! You don’t have to worry about forgetting to feed it, because it will tell you if it’s hungry (in no uncertain terms). They are fun to play with and can be fun to watch.

One thing you have to watch though is that you feed them the right types of food. Guinea pigs have a 3 part diet, pellets, fresh fruits/veggies, and the staple, timothy hay. Usually, fresh fruits are more of a treat than a necessity, unlike timothy hay, which the guinea pigs will need everyday.

Another thing to consider before you get a guinea pig, is that it (they) will need a lot of space. you’ll have to purchase a large cage, so that there will be ample scamper room. If you go to my links widget, you can find a link called “If you want a guinea pig.” It will take you to a site with guinea pig stuff.

Finally, the last thing to consider before you get a guinea pig, is that you’ll probably need 2. Guinea pigs are incredibly social animals that will need someone to play with. I suggest that you get 2 females, probably from an animal rescue. There are many guinea pigs waiting to be adopted and that need a good home.