Get Yo’ Mind Out O’ The Gutter!

I jogged through the woods, hurrying to get home before dark fell. I had been out deep in the green belt behind my house when it started to mist up. The fog had rolled in low to the ground, seeming to rise out of the bowels of the earth in a thick, cloaking mist. Rising up in fat, thick, fingers coming up from a lower realm.
I hurried along, the trees hiding in the soupy air until I was close enough so that they could lunge out and grab at me. Rocks echoed down the canyon as I disturbed them, echoing as they descended deeper and deeper, clanging off the rocky outcrops like chalk bouncing off a black board. I stopped—listening. I heard something. I knew I did— but what? Then— out of the chokingly thick fog— it came. A hand with no owner, a wrist with no arm.
I proceeded to bolt

Off the cliff

I hate gravity.
Do you know how cold the river I fell into was? You don’t. Because, if you’re reading this, you are not the squirrel meat man, who had been thrown into the tundra of a stream by an angry tree hugger. The said tree hugger had been close friends with a squirrel, who being rather plump, and rather dumb, had been an ideal target for my fellow swimmer.
Isn’t this story so scary? You can tell at what point I was in the story I stopped to watch SNL videos on you tube. I may never be the same.
If you can still remember the first sentence of the last paragraph, I’ll answer my rhetorical question. A: as cold as a metal shirt in Antarctica. That is if there even is such a thing a a metal shirt.
I’m really off topic, so I’ll come back next week with the rest of the story.

Or maybe I’ll leave you hanging like I did with the cloud 9 story.

I really should finish that.

Getting Down from Cloud Nine

To the people who I like to think of as followers, but are really only commenting to get a good grade, this story’s origin is unknown. But let it be no longer. People who go to my school and have Ms. Kriese will know of the essay we had to do. I chose a happy moment, and at one point I referred to myself being at the climax being “suspended thousands of feet in the air on a cloud” and “in the middle of the cloud there was a big red 9”. Now I was this whimsical message was placed there to use the expression “on cloud nine” only in a, ya know, whimsical way (so as not to be contrived). Now I hope that all this jabber has made you interested in learning about how I could have possibly gotten down from the cloud, I plan to tell you the story in little bursts every week. This concludes this post.
Stay tuned…

Please.
Don’t ignore me.
That would make me sad…

Too late.

Halloween Choices

Halloween has always been one do my favorite holidays, but now there are more choices than in previous years. When I was young it was always simple to decide, all you had to do was decide which costume to get. As I got older, I had to choose which group, if any, to trick or treat with. Now I have to decide weather to trick or treat, or to stay at a friends house and guard the candy bowl (aka scare little kids). But even now I still enjoy the privilege of staying up-late and collecting free candy.

Comment Editing

Some of the people out there who are like me might have found the comment editing button, but I’m sure some of you have not, so I am going to write this post. Did you know, that if you look at comments on one of your posts, you can edit other peoples comments? You can completely warp and change even the name of the person commenting. In fact, the first person to comment on this post gets to be renamed Mr. Bronie (visit Gabriel the Opinionistic blog for clarification). But now the real reason I wanted to write this post was to start a discussion, “why would they have this feature?” If you think about it, this is just asking for trouble. 15 comments from yo’ mama, all saying “YojhggvcccRfdggdhhchcd54e4d blogbgj” Can you imagine the chaos? Comment with your thoughts.(if you dare!)

Guinea Pigs!

If you want a fun pet, that is friendly and soft, then Guinea Pigs are perfect! You don’t have to worry about forgetting to feed it, because it will tell you if it’s hungry (in no uncertain terms). They are fun to play with and can be fun to watch.

One thing you have to watch though is that you feed them the right types of food. Guinea pigs have a 3 part diet, pellets, fresh fruits/veggies, and the staple, timothy hay. Usually, fresh fruits are more of a treat than a necessity, unlike timothy hay, which the guinea pigs will need everyday.

Another thing to consider before you get a guinea pig, is that it (they) will need a lot of space. you’ll have to purchase a large cage, so that there will be ample scamper room. If you go to my links widget, you can find a link called “If you want a guinea pig.” It will take you to a site with guinea pig stuff.

Finally, the last thing to consider before you get a guinea pig, is that you’ll probably need 2. Guinea pigs are incredibly social animals that will need someone to play with. I suggest that you get 2 females, probably from an animal rescue. There are many guinea pigs waiting to be adopted and that need a good home.